wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
There are still a few things I’d touch up, but this was fun for my first attempt and a stab at learning. :9 I’m itching to try something else now!
The perfection of this is mind blowing. I LOVE ITTT
Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
If you think he/she is the one, read this and make sure!